Screw You Flash!

Adobe makes (usually) great products. I am a huge fan of Photoshop and Premiere Pro. But the flash player sucks. The flash player is so bad, the flash player is a monkey that shits in a bucket, and then throws shit at you, and then mocks you for being covered in shit....

File This Under Bad Idea: WASP Knife

Getting stabbed sounds bad… but what if the knife explodes you? What the crap???? WASP Knife does just that. From their website: As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from...

Wiiste of Money: Part 2

At E3 (some gaming thing I think), Ninento announced a new motion-plus sensor add-on for the wii-mote. It makes the movements 1-1. Supposed to make control wayyyy better. It comes with Wii Sports 2 (Resort) which won’t work without it. Yay, more addons for the...

I Wasted My Money On A Nintendo Wii

I bought Alanna a wii as an early birthday present, as I thought it would be really fun for us to play together and with friends. Would I go through with the purchase again? Hell no. In fact, I am really tempted to sell it. I am not a gamer by any stretch of the...

Slagging Other Companies Goods

Yesterday I went to AudioTronic on Merivale Road in Ottawa to price some receivers to see how the local price would compare to ordering from the states (I’m ordering from the states). He was asking what speakers I would be using… For the past few months I...